PIDGEON CRAP COULD BE THE CAUSE OF THE BRIDGE COLLAPSE IN MINNESOTA.
Well, pidgeon crap is a problem all over the country. I love animals but pidgeons are not on my favorite list. Hey PETA, you are not going to like the solution. Kill the pigeons by putting a bounty on each pidgeon. I bet the states would save a ton of money instead of paying for the bridges to be cleaned year after year. Also, this will eliminate those expensive moon suits the bridge cleaners have to wear to keep from getting sick when they clean the pidgeon crap.Trap the pidgeons and start selling them for a low cost beef substitute because the cost of beef is going to keep going up and we'll be lucky enough if we can afford tube steak. A WIN/WIN for everyone.